boys on tumblr:i want a girl i can be myself around, to kiss and hug and tell them they're beautiful every minute of the day. To cuddle & watch cute movies with.
boys in my neighbour hood:swag swag motha fuckin swag, weeed and smookin all day erry day swag swag swag yoooooooooooooooo. Fuck bitches & get $$$$. Check out that rack bro, I'd fuck her so hard. Swag.
some people are ok like they can make macaroni and cheese and scrambled eggs and put cereal and milk in a bowl
but the elite few are master chef gordon ramsay freaks of nature and their shit is delicious, expensive, and nearly impossible to replicate and everyone is scared of them but wants to know their recipes