I've never had a new years kiss, a mistletoe kiss,...
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boys on tumblr: i want a girl i can be myself around, to kiss and hug and tell them they're beautiful every minute of the day. To cuddle & watch cute movies with.
boys in my neighbour hood: swag swag motha fuckin swag, weeed and smookin all day erry day swag swag swag yoooooooooooooooo. Fuck bitches & get $$$$. Check out that rack bro, I'd fuck her so hard. Swag.
It hurts because it mattered.– John Green (via ifuckinguyen)
where can i get one of those miley cyrus or ryan seacrest jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
holymusicalbatman: photoshop is like cooking some people don’t do it at all some people are bad and their stuff tastes awful some people are ok like they can make macaroni and cheese and scrambled eggs and put cereal and milk in a bowl but the elite few are master chef gordon ramsay freaks of nature and their shit is delicious, expensive, and nearly impossible to replicate and everyone is...
onionchester: Before i leave i’ll have to show you how fucking happy the danish sockets are “you’re gonna shove iron rods into my eye sockets? WOW WHAT A PARTY”